My act is so completely and totally uncensored that the only way I could really pull it off is if I treat the audience like they're my best friends.

My attitude to writing is like when you do wallpapering, you remember where all the little bits are that don't meet. And then your friends say: It's terrific!

My candle burns at both ends; It will not last the night; But, ah, my foes, and, oh, my friends - it gives a lovely light.

My closest friend is canine. I have precious few close friends, and most of them are not actors.

My dear father; my dear friend; the best and wisest man I ever knew, who taught me many lessons and showed me many things as we went together along the country by-ways.

My dear friend Jimmie Dodd was the heart and the soul of The Mickey Mouse Club.

My definition [of a philosopher] is of a man up in a balloon, with his family and friends holding the ropes which confine him to earth and trying to haul him down

My desk, most loyal friend thank you. You've been with me on every road I've taken. My scar and my protection.

My fair one, let us swear an eternal friendship

My father always used to say that when you die, if you've got five real Friends, then you've had a great life.

My father was a soccer player. All my friends played basketball though, so I stuck with basketball.

My father was a teacher, and there were teachers all around, his friends, they were working for the Government and their behaviour was within strictly limited areas.

My first experiences of academic friendship made me smile in after years when I looked back on them. But my circle of acquaintances had gradually grown so large that it was only natural new friendships should grow out of it.

My first husband and I are still good friends and there is no earthly reason why I should not see him. Larry and I are very much in love.

My friend Ed Begley goes fishing. It's a little smelly to me, I don't like it so much. I like to eat fish, but I don't like to catch them

My friend I consider you my brother. I know we are not blood, and blood is thicker than water, but your body already has all the blood it needs. You will always need water.

My friend is he who will tell me my faults in private.

My Friend is not of some other race or family of men, but flesh of my flesh, bone of my bone. He is my real brother.

My Friend is that one whom I can associate with my choicest thought.

My friend should honor him who honors me.