Funny Best Friend Quotes
The best mirror is an old friend
George Herbert
The best of friends fall out, and so his teeth had done some years ago.
Thomas Hood
The best part about being friends with your parents is that no matter what you do, they have to keep loving you.
Natalie Portman
The best part about being with a group is that you don't have to do everything alone. You're with your friends.
Justin Timberlake
The best preservative to keep the mind on health is the faithful admonition of a friend.
Francis Bacon, Sr.
The best relationships--friendship and otherwise--tend to be those where you ‘can’ say anything to the other person but you don't say ‘everything’
Audrey Beth Stein
The best rule of friendship is to keep your heart a little softer than your head.
Anonymous
The best that we can do is to be kindly and helpful toward our friends and fellow passengers who are clinging to the same speck of dirt while we are drifting side by side to our common doom.
Clarence Darrow
The best thing that happened during the filming of Out Cold is that I forged a friendship with Lee Majors that endured for almost 12 weeks.
Thomas Lennon
The best thing to give to your enemy is forgiveness; to an opponent, tolerance; to a friend, your heart; to your child, a good example; to a father, deference; to your mother, conduct that will make her proud of you; to yourself, respect; to all men, charity.
Francis Maitland Balfour
The best things in life are never rationed. Friendship, loyalty, love do not require coupons.
George T. Hewitt
The best time to frame an answer to the letters of a friend, is the moment you receive them. Then the warmth of friendship, and the intelligence received, most forcibly cooperate.
William Shenstone
The best time to make FRIENDs is before you need them.
Ethel Barrymore
The best way to destroy an enemy is to make him a friend.
Abraham Lincoln
The best way to get along is never to forgive an enemy or forget a friend.
Walter Winchell
The best way to keep your friend is not to give them away.
Wilson Mizner
The better part of one’s life consists of his friendships.
Lincoln, Abraham
The big secret to winning elections is to get more votes than your opponent. My friend Representative Robin Hayes is a good example to study.
Jesse Helms
The biggest lesson from Africa was that life's joys come mostly from relationships and friendships, not from material things. I saw time and again how much fun Africans had with their families and friends and on the sports fields; they laughed all the time.
Andrew Shue
The biggest mistake in student films is that they are usually cast so badly, with friends and people the directors know. Actually you can cover a lot of bad direction with good acting.
Brian De Palma
The bird a nest, the spider a web, man friendship.
William Blake
The boldest stroke and best act of friendship is not to disclose our own failings to a friend, but to show him his own.
La Rochefoucauld, François, Duc De
The book is closed, the year is done, The pages full of tasks begun. A little joy, a little care, Along with dreams, are written there. This new day brings another year, Renewing hope, dispelling fear. And we may find before the end, A deep content, another friend.
Ward, Arch quotes
The building of friendship, family, community and love is complicated. We are so isolated in this country, no longer supported by tribes and villages.
Jasmine Guy
The Bush Administration's failure to be consistently involved in helping Israel achieve peace with the Palestinians has been both wrong for our friendship with Israel, as well as badly damaging to our standing in the Arab world.
Barack Obama
You just don't luck into things as much as you'd like to think you do. You build step by step, whether it's friendships or opportunities.
Barbara Bush
You know Ed, if I thought you weren't my friend, I just don't think I could bear it.
Tombstone
You know who I always depend on? Not strangers, not friends. The telephone! That's my best friend. I seldom write letters, but I love calling friends, especially late at night, when I can't sleep.
Marilyn Monroe
You know, my FRIENDs, with what a brave carouse I made a Second Marriage in my house; favoured old barren reason from my bed, and took the daughter of the vine to spouse.
Omar Khayyam
You may depend upon it that he is a good man whose intimate FRIENDs are all good, and whose enemies are decidedly bad.
Johann Kaspar Lavater